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SIMON, ALSO KNOWN AS FOD

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23 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:19
Despite being told that sisterly love is infinite & that the bond between twins is unbreakable, I ha
Despite being told that sisterly love is infinite & that the bond between twins is unbreakable, I ha

21 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:35
When I was a kid I burnt my hand on the cooker. I learnt from that experience and from that moment o
When I was a kid I burnt my hand on the cooker. I learnt from that experience and from that moment o

20 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:37
A recent fictitious study I made up this morning found that 92% of parents regularly go on 'parentin
A recent fictitious study I made up this morning found that 92% of parents regularly go on 'parentin

17 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
21:15
"Daddy what do you work at?" Boomed down the voice from up on high. It's Friday and I work from home
"Daddy what do you work at?" Boomed down the voice from up on high. It's Friday and I work from home

16 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:34
The residents of Tranquilityville had long wondered why their house prices were so low, yet their ho
The residents of Tranquilityville had long wondered why their house prices were so low, yet their ho

14 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:29
The vast majority of people would rather eat a chilled vomit sandwich than admit they're wrong, so t
The vast majority of people would rather eat a chilled vomit sandwich than admit they're wrong, so t

11 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:05
The list of 'Things to not do' with kids grows with each passing year - Don't give your kids the pas
The list of 'Things to not do' with kids grows with each passing year - Don't give your kids the pas

9 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:12
(Warning: contains flashing lights & a dad) In 2020 I'll be turning 38, which is dangerously close t
(Warning: contains flashing lights & a dad) In 2020 I'll be turning 38, which is dangerously close t

6 January 2020

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:57
Here’s a riddle for you: When does a Holiday, not feel like a holiday? Answer: when your twins decid
Here’s a riddle for you: When does a Holiday, not feel like a holiday? Answer: when your twins decid

30 December 2019

... Simon, also known as FOD
21:01
While enjoying a quiet moment, naval gazing out to sea &  drinking the last dregs out of 2019, I fou
While enjoying a quiet moment, naval gazing out to sea & drinking the last dregs out of 2019, I fou

28 December 2019

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:55
With relatives all now packed up & safely back in their own homes, ready to be wheeled out and seen
With relatives all now packed up & safely back in their own homes, ready to be wheeled out and seen

27 December 2019

... Simon, also known as FOD
20:34
Without intentionally doing so, these 2 yule tide  dinosaurs have provided a perfect visional repres
Without intentionally doing so, these 2 yule tide dinosaurs have provided a perfect visional repres